Rib Ticklers

News, My Views and My Life With A Comic Tinge

Amy Winehouse using diapers? May 31, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment — shoebredevil @ 11:37 pm

The singer appeared to be wearing a diaper under her dress when she went to the jail to visit her husband (so reported a german website www.bild.de).

This totally makes sense.. This is what she mustve been thinkin : “You dont know how far you can get from a toilet in jail, and who knows what kind of conversation it could turn out to be..!!” .. or maybe the hubby just found it sexy…

 

‘Sacked Grant had philosophy of a loser’ May 27, 2008

Filed under: Sport — shoebredevil @ 10:03 pm

Jose Mourinho slammed Avram Grant for calling chelsea’s campaign this year as great, adding that it could only be called great by a person who had a ‘philosophy of a loser’.

Grant was seemingly happy about the statement, atleast someone thought he had some kind of a philosophy..!!

 

15 year absentee gets his job back! May 27, 2008

Filed under: Its a Mad Mad World — shoebredevil @ 9:51 pm

A resident of West Bengal, S.N Das, who hadnt reported to duty at the state run AAI since 15 years got his job back..!! not only that, he even got half the salary of the period he was absent for..!!

Talk about job security..!!

 

Bebo feels suffocated by Saif May 27, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment — shoebredevil @ 9:42 pm

We cant really say that we were surprised. Kareena accused saif of being too possessive. Well what would you expect of a guy who has had two failed relationships, she’s probably his only chance at a ‘happily lived ever after’ life..

 

‘I could win an Olympic gold medal for sex’ May 27, 2008

Filed under: Entertainment — shoebredevil @ 9:37 pm

English pop singer Melanie Brown has revealed that if given a chance, she would add another sport of her preference to the Olympic games – sex.

How would the participants be rated? on the amount of time? or on who could do it the fastest…??

 

747 splits in two on take off May 25, 2008

Filed under: Its a Mad Mad World — shoebredevil @ 11:38 pm

A large cargo plane crashed at the end of a runway and split in two while trying to take off Sunday at Brussels airport. Suddenly all those delays in rolling out the A380’s by airbus dont seem too bad anymore..!!

 

Chelsea coach Avram Grant sacked May 25, 2008

Filed under: Sport — shoebredevil @ 3:52 pm


Well we cant say we were totally surprised, what surprised us was how much time Chelsea FC took to make the decision. Apparently, the famous San Diego zoo contacted Chelsea FC and reported a missing toad. Chelsea obliged and sent back Avram on the next flight.
Avram had earlier croaked that his side’s defeat to barnsley in the FA cup was the most disappointing day of his career, even more than the day when his food for that week, a fly, escaped his sticky tongue.

 

Housewives playing mystery shoppers May 25, 2008

Filed under: Its a Mad Mad World — shoebredevil @ 3:48 pm

MNC’s are now employing housewives to play mystery shoppers for their retail chains and outlets to measure the quality of service and give feedback about their products, services and prices. So next time your wife tries to measure your thing, dont think its sexy, she’s most probably a part of a survey to find the average length.

 

Titanic search was ‘ a cover for a submarine mission ‘ May 25, 2008

Filed under: Its a Mad Mad World — shoebredevil @ 3:42 pm

The search for the wreckage of the Titanic was infact a cover for the actual mission of locating remains of two nuclear submarines, the oceanographer involved revealed. Thank goodness they didnt find the subs.. u wudnt want two huge nuclear subs staring you in the face when u expected… well…. a junk load of ship crap….

 

Bayern Munich in Kolkata May 25, 2008

Filed under: Sport — shoebredevil @ 3:35 pm

FC Bayern munchen will be landing in kolkata for their legendary goalkeeper, Oliver Kahn’s testimonial match…. Wonder where the game will be played… hmm … Salt lake stadium maybe… or…. oh..!! Salt lake stadium maybe… and….. oh i almost forgot… Salt lake stadium maybe..